I saw this boat at a local marina. Judging by the name of choice, this guy must be:
1. A perpetual bachelor;
2. Desperate for attention;
3. A colossal loser; and
4. Still living with his mommy.
Jennifer and Jolene – 1986
Note the lovely hairstyle I’m sporting and the way I have my shirt tucked in. So fabulous. Jennifer’s glasses are sexy too.
See how she’s digging her nails into my arm? That’s basically what she and I did – fight and torture one another. I’m glad we stopped doing that. She no longer has her defense mechanisms (glasses and braces). I might be able to walk away without a scratch these days 🙂
What do you say Jennifer, “Do you wanna die?” (Just kidding y’all, it’s an inside joke.)